So, funny story. I have a bug bite on my neck. I am slightly allergic to bug bites, they always swell up fairly large, even if I don't scratch them. Sometimes I'm better than others at avoiding the temptation to scratch...
After sacrament meeting yesterday my bishop asked me to chat with him quickly. I thought he was going to extend a new calling to me, since he had just released me from one that morning. Nope. He pulls me into the library at the institute building and says, "I just wanted to tell you to be careful." I had no clue what he was talking about!! Then, he made an elusive reference to my "bite," and counseled me again to be careful and watch myself. I just stared at him. As I slowly began to understand I started laughing (a little bit nervously, and slightly embarassed). I told him it was a bug bite, but he told me his counsel still stands: I need to be careful.
Needless to say, besides this being totally funny, I was slightly offended that he thought I was the hickey type. That is not my style! I would have at least tried to hide a hickey! I would also like to know who he thinks gave me the hickey! I was sitting by a guy at church...oh how the rumors might start flying!
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Too funny!!
I wish you could see how much I'm laughing. Have you had the same bishop the entire time you've been there?
Wanna know the greatest part about this story?? I have a nice zit on my neck that I picked at and it exploded and looks like a hickey. :)
Kevin thinks perhaps this might be good for your image. What a dork. lol
I saw a psych episode where Juliet goes under cover as a roller derby player. :)
I can totally see Bishop Bartlet do that! Oh, this just made my day!
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